Quagmire's Baby

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Peter buys a Ham radio at Quagmire's garage sale and communicates with the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Peter becomes fond of his friendship with Reagan until it's discovered to be Rich Little doing impressions. He goes to return the radio to Quagmire, noticing a baby in a basket by his door. This baby turns out to be Quagmire's illegitimate daughter rejected by her mother, so he takes her in and names her Anna Lee ("Annal" for short). However, she deeply cuts into his sex life, keeping him awake and proving to be a handful. Peter presses Quagmire to get an abortion, but Joe convinces him to put Anna Lee up for adoption. Quagmire is reluctant, but does so. At a stripper bar, however, Quagmire cannot stop thinking about Anna Lee and they go to her adoptive house to get her back. Quagmire sees how the new family treats her so well and decides she belongs there. As they leave, Quagmire comments maybe he'll see her again in 18 years, much to Peter and Joe's disgust. Meanwhile, Stewie makes an unintelligent clone of himself, whom he names "Bitch Stewie", as an assistant. Stewie introduces his clone to Brian, who becomes interested in having a clone of his own. Stewie complies in creating "Bitch Brian", who is even less intelligent than Stewie's clone. Eventually, though, it is discovered that the clones have grown unstable and they both decompose, Brian deciding to lick up their remains.


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