Family Guy Season: 8
Family Guy Episode: 14
Episode Air Date: March 21, 2010
Episode Description: Attending a play being held at the Little Clam Pre-School about Terri Schiavo, the Griffin family wait eagerly to see Stewie appear in the starring role as "The Plug." Succumbing to stage fright, however, Stewie wets himself, and begins crying, with Peter recording it all on video tape. Panning the camera down to another row in the auditorium, Peter notices Richard Dreyfuss, and begins recording him, while pestering him with personal questions. Deciding to sell the video to TMZ, Peter quickly becomes enthralled with being a paparazzo, and decides to buy a professional-grade video camera. He then begins recording other town celebrities, including Tom Tucker, Adam West, and Ollie Williams, who smashes Peter's camera, as well as his glasses after Peter continually mistakes him for other black celebrities. Unable to fix his glasses in time for work the next day, he decides to wear contacts instead; once he arrives at work, his boss, Angela, notices something different about his appearance and develops a sexual attraction to him. Angela begins hitting on Peter, and touches him inappropriately, in an attempt to have sex with him. Agreeing to do so, he enlists Quagmire to go with him. Quagmire then hides inside Peter's clothing, planning to have sex with Angela, in the place of Peter. He soon backs out, however, after seeing how unattractive his boss is, leaving Peter to have to refuse to have sex with her, and eventually being fired from his job.Deciding to drink away his sorrows, Peter begins watching an old film featuring Robert Mitchum, in which he slaps a woman. Deciding to use physical violence against Angela, Peter drives to her house, and discovers his boss attempting to commit suicide in her garage by inhaling the exhaust from her car. Quickly resuscitating her, Angela confesses that she has no hope in life, after not having been with another man for more than 10 years. Deciding to help her out by getting her a date with another man, Peter disguises himself as a high society Englishman named "Reginald." The two then have dinner together, before Angela brings her date back to the house and tries to seduce him, while still threatening to kill herself if he refuses. Peter reluctantly agrees, rekindling her will to live. Seeing through his disguise, Angela then rehires Peter, much to his surprise. Later that week, at The Drunken Clam with Quagmire and Joe, Peter then reveals that he had actually secretly used Mort Goldman to have sex with his boss, remembering to release him from beneath his clothing.